Translate (Bisaya Joke)

Maestra: Ok Juan, translate this: My teacher is beautiful. Isn't she?

Juan: Ka sayon ra ana Ma'am. Ang akong maestra ay gwapa. Wala siya kuyapi?

TAKE

Take
Care

The
Lord
Will Strengthen
You Each Step
Along The Way

Take
Time
And Let
God's
Spirit
Guide You
Gently
Day By Day

Take
Courage

For The
Lord
Has The Power
To Help You
Heal and Grow

Take
Heart

Because
The Love of
God
Will Never
Let You Go

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Who Am I by Cast of Crowns

Who Am I
That The Lord of All The Earth,
Would Care To Know My Name,
Would Care To Feel My Hurt.
Who Am I
That The Bright And Morning Star,
Would Choose To Light The Way,
For My Ever Wandering Heart.

[BRIDGE]

Not Because of Who I Am,
But Because of What You've Done.
Not Because of What I've Done,
But Because of Who You Are.

[CHORUS]

I Am A Flower Quickly Fading,
Here Today And Gone Tomorrow,
A Wave Tossed In The Ocean,
A Vapor In The Wind.
Still You Hear Me When I'm Calling,
Lord, You Catch Me When I'm Falling,
And You've Told Me Who I Am.
I Am Yours.
I am Yours.

Who Am I
That The Eyes That See My Sin
Would Look On Me With Love
And Watch Me Rise Again.
Who Am I
That The Voice That Calmed The Sea,
Would Call Out Through The Rain,
And Calm The Storm In Me.

Not Because of Who I Am,
But Because of What You've Done.
Not Because of What I've Done,
But Because of Who You Are.


I Am A Flower Quickly Fading,
Here Today And Gone Tomorrow,
A Wave Tossed In Yhe Ocean,
A Vapor In The Wind.
Still You Hear Me When I'm Calling,
Lord, You Catch Me When I'm Falling,
And You've Told Me Who I Am.
I Am yours.

Not Because of Who I Am,
But Because of What You've Done.
Not Because of What I've Done,
But Because of Who You Are.


I Am A Flower Quickly Fading,
Here Today And Gone Tomorrow,
A Wave Tossed In The Ocean,
A Vapor In The Wind.
Still You Hear Me When I'm Calling,
Lord, You Catch Me When I'm Falling,
And You've Told Me Who I Am.
I Am Yours.
I Am Yours.
I Am Yours.

Whom Shall I Fear
Whom Shall I Fear
Cause I Am yours........
I Am yours....

Minsan by Eraserheads

Minsan Sa May Kalayaan Tayo'y Nagkatagpuan
May Mga Sariling Gimik At Kanya-kanyang Hangad Sa Buhay
Sa Ilalim Ng Iisang Bubong
Mga Sekretong Ibinubulong
Kahit Na Anong Mangyari
Kahit Na Saan Ka Man Patungo

[CHORUS]

Ngunit Ngayon Kay Bilis Maglaho Ng Kahapon
Sana'y Huwag Kalimutan Ang Ating Mga Pinagsamahan
At Kung Sakaling Gipitin Ay Laging Iisipin
Na Minsan Tayo Ay Naging
Tunay Na Magkaibigan
Minsan Ay Parang Wala Nang Bukas Sa Buhay Natin
Inuman Sa Magdamag Na Para Bang Tayo'y Mauubusan
Sa Ilalim Ng Bilog Ba Buwan
Mga Tiyan Nati'y Walang Laman
Ngunit Kahit Na Walang Pera
Ang Bawat Gabi'y Anong Saya

[REPEAT CHORUS]

Minsan Ay Hindi Ko Na Alam Ang Nangyayari
Kahit Na Anong Gawin
Lahat Ng Bagay Ay Merong Hangganan
Dahil Ngayon Tayo Ay Nilimot Ng Kahapon
Di Na Mapipilitang Buhayin Ang Ating Pinagsamahan
Ngunit Kung Sakaling Mapadaan Baka
Ikaw Ay Aking Tawagan
Dahil Minsan Tayo Ay Naging
Tunay Na Magkaibigan

Awit ng Barkada by APO Hiking Society

Nakasimangot Ka Na Lang Palagi
Parang Ikaw Lang Ang Nag-mamay-ari
Ng Lahat Ng Sama Ng Loob

Pagmumukha Mo Ay Hindi Maipinta
Nakalimutan Mo Na Bang Tumawa
Eh, Sumasayad Na Ang Nguso Mo Sa Lupa

[REFRAIN]

Kahit Sino Pa Man Ang May Kagagawan
Ng Iyong Pagkabigo
Ang Isipin Na Lang Na Ang Buhay
Kung Minsan Ay Nagbibiro
Nandidito Kami Ang Barkada Mong Tunay Aawit Sa Iyo
Sa Lungkot At Ligaya, Hirap At Ginhawa
Kami’y Kasama Mo

Kung Sa Pag-ibig May Pinag-awayan
Kung Salapi Ay Huwag Ng Pag-usapan
Tayo’y ‘Di Nagbibilangan

Kung Ang Problema Mo’y Nagkatambakan
At Mga Utang ‘Di Na Mabayaran
Lahat Ng Bagay Ay Nadadaan Sa Usapan

[REPEAT REFRAIN]

Kung Hahanapin Ay Kaligayahan
Maging Malalim O May Kababawan
Sa Iyo Ay May Nakalaan

Kami’y Asahan At Huwag Kalimutan
Maging Ito Ay Madalas O Minsan
Pagkat Iba Na Nga Ang May Pinagsamahan

Kasama Mo
Kasama Mo
Kasama Mo

Handog by Florante

Parang Kailan Lang
Ang Mga Pangarap Ko'y Kay Hirap Abutin
Dahil Sa Inyo
Narinig Ang Isip Ko At Naintindihan
Kaya't Itong Awiting Aking Inaawit
Nais Ko'y Kayo Ang Handugan

Parang Kailan Lang
Halos Ako Ay Magpalimos Sa Lansangan
Dahil Sa Inyo
Ang Aking Tiyan At Ang Bulsa'y Nagkalaman
Nais Ko Kayong Pasalamatan
Kahit Man Lang Isang Awitin

Tatanda At Lilipas Din Ako
Nguni't Mayroong Awiting
Iiwanan Sa Inyong Ala-ala
Dahil, Minsan, Tayo'y Nagkasama

Parang Kailan Lang
Halos Ako Ay Magpalimos Sa Lansangan
Dahil Sa Inyo
Ang Aking Tiyan At Ang Bulsa'y Nagkalaman
Nais Ko Kayong Pasalamatan
Kahit Man Lang Isang Awitin

Tatanda At Lilipas Din Ako
Nguni't Mayroong Awiting
Iiwanan Sa Inyong Ala-ala
Dahil, Minsan, Tayo'y Nagkasama

PALIT ASIN (Joke)

Mama: Soy, palit ug Asin

Soy: Dili ko, ngit-ngit na.. hadlok ko

Mama: Ayaw kabalaka, kay kauban nimo
Angel

Soy: Siya na lang sugo-a! Kami pa gyud duha.
para Asin ra!

GANITONG USAPAN (Joke)

Noel: Ang ipapangalan
ko sa anak ko Leon.
Baliktad ng Noel.

Niño: Onin sa anak ko,
baliktad ng Niño.

Toto: Ayoko ng ganitong usapan.

BODY FACTS (Joke)

Some Interesting
Human Body Facts

The Largest Cell
In The Human Body
Is
The Female Egg

The Smallest Cell
Is The
Male Sperm

A Full Bladder
Is Roughly
The Size of
A Softball

The Average
Man's Penis
Is Three (3) Times
The Length of
His Thumb

The Average
Slit of
A Woman's
Vagina Is
Two (2) Times
The Length of
Her Thumb

It Takes Food
Seven (7) Seconds
To Get From
Your Mouth
To Your
Stomach

I Know
Your Still
Looking
At Your
Thumb

ANYTHING

I Am
Not
Looking
For
Someone
Who Has
Anything

But
Someone
Who Has
Time To
Spend With
Me More
Than
Anything

THE QUESTONING

I
Won't Dare
To Question
God
Why
I Undergo
Trials and
Challenges

Because
I Never
Question
Him
When I
Experience
Joy and
Victory

Make
Sense

WITH AND WITHOUT

Life
With
Christ
Is An
Endless
Hope

But
Life
Without
Christ
Is A
Hopless
End

MAY LUGAR

Pag
May
Lugar Man
Na Gusto
Kung Puntahan

Ang
Pipiliin Ko
Sa Puso Mo

Diyan Ako
Magtatago
Diyan Ako
Mangangarap

At Diyan
Ko Iuukit
Ang Pangalan Ko

Para Pag
Wala Na Ako
May Maiiwan
Akong
Alaala Sa Iyo

Di Man Kasing

Di Man
Ako
Kasing
Sweet
Ng Ibang
Love Mo

Di Man
Ako
Kasing
Bait Ng
Hinahanap Mo

Di Man
Ako
Kasing
Halaga Ng
Mahal Mo

Ako
Naman
Ang Totoong
Taong
Laging Andiyan
Para Sa Iyo

KUTO (Joke)

Guro: Ano ang ating pambansang hayop?
Nagsisimula ito sa letrang "K".

Estudyante: Kuto?!

Guro: Mali, nasa lupa ito

Estudyante: Kutong Lupa

Guro: Hindi, isang salita lang ito at
nagtatapos sa Letrang "W".

Estudyante: Kutow?

Guro: Mali, may sungay ito.

Estudyante: Demonyong Kutow?

Guro: Ito ay malaking hayop

Estudyante: Dambuhalang Demonyong Kutow?

Guro: Grrr... Labas

SULAT SA PASAWAY NA ANAK

Dear Anak,

Gipadala na nako ang P50,000
pang tuition nimo, gibaligya
na namo ang kabaw.

Mahal di ay ng DOTA nga subject?

Wala na pud ang kanding,
nahalin na para sa imong project.

BlackBerry ba to?

Apil na ang P7,000 para sa
fieldtrip ninyo sa TORRES
layo di ay na?

Iprenda pa namo ang basakan
para mapalit nimo ang
instrumentong I-POD.

Napasiga na ninyo ang
project nga gi ngalan ninyo ug
SAN MIG LIGHT?

Unya ang Libro nga
FACEBOOK napalit na ba
nimo?

Unta mu Graduate na ka

Love Tatay at Nanay

LOOKING BACK THE YEAR

When
We
Look
Back
And
Wonder

How
We
Ever
Made It
Through
The Year

We
Realize
It's Not
Because
We've
Been Clever

But
Because
God
Has
Been
Wise

Not
Because
We've
Been
Strong

But
Because
God
Has Been
Mighty

Not
Because
We've
Been Consistent

But
Because
God
Has
Been
Faithful

May
The Fullness of
God's
Grace
Strengthen
And Sustain
You
And Your
Family
All The
New Year
Through

HIRAP SA PANGAKO

Mahirap
Umasa
Sa Mga
Pangako

Lalo Na
Kung
Hindi
Napanindigan

Pero
Ano
Ang Masmahirap?

Ang
Umasa
Sa
Pangakong

Walang
Iwanan?

O
Sa
Pangakong

Walang
Lokohan?

TREE LEAVES

The
Leaves
of
A
Tree

Are
Falling

But
The
Tree
Remain
Standing

We
Live
On
Earth

Full of
Trials

But
By
God

We
Remain
Standing
Like
The
Tree

There
Are
New
Leaves of
Hopes
Still Waiting

Heart Book

My
Heart
Is An
Open
Book

It
Depends
On How
You
Read
Me

Don't
Judge
Me By
My Cover

Look
Inside
And
Discover

I Will
Be
One
Of Your

Best
Page
Ever

Lost of Meaning

The
Words

I Love You

Have
Lost
It's
Meaning

So
Rather
Than
Believing It

When
You
Hear It
Believe It
When
You
Feel It

PARAMIHAN

Maraming
Tao
Ang
Ayaw Ng
Magmahal

Ayaw Ng
Masaktan

Lalo Na
Ang
Iwanan

Sino Ba
Naman
Ang
Gaganahan
Magmahal

Kung
Sa Panahon
Ngayon
Uso Ang

PARAMIHAN

Kapag NagmahaL

Kapag
Nagmahal

Di
Daw
Dapat

Umasa
Ng
Anumang
Kapalit

Dapat
Laging
Handa
Sa
Sakit
At
Luha
At
Kahit
Mabigo
Wag
Daw
Susuko

Dahil
Minsan
Masarap
Magmahal
Ng
Nasasaktan

Kaysa
Mahalin
Ka Ng
Napipilitan
Lang

First Sunlight

The
First
Sunlight
To
Kiss
Your
Face
Is
My
Prayer
To
God
Requesting
Him

To
Take
Care
Of
You
And
Let
You
Know
How
Special
You
Are
In
His
Eyes
And
Mine

Good
Morning

KNOWING

God
Knows
Your
Secret
Longings

He
Knows
Your
Silent
Tears
And
Even
Within
The
Shadow

His
Hands
Is In
Your
Fears

Just
Trust
Him
For
God
Holds
Your
Every
Tomorrow

Not Expecting

I
Don't
Except
You
To
Keep
Me
As
The
Most
Important
Person
In
Your
Life

I
Am
Not
And
That's
Ok

But
Somehow
I Wish
For
Something
Else

That
When
You
Think of
Me

At Least
You
Smile

Tao Minsan

Ang
Tao
Minsan

Nalilito
Minsan
Naliligaw

Kung
San
Ba
Siya
Dapat
Pupunta

Sa
Taong
Mahal
Niya

O
Sa
Taong
Mahal
Siya

Ikaw
San
Ka
Pupunta

Ako?

Dito
Matutulog
Na

Good
Night

Sarap MagMahaL

Sarap
Magmahal
No?

Lagi
Kang
Masaya

Lagi
Kang
Nasa
Mood

Lalo
Na
Pag Alam
Mong
Mahalin
Ka Rin
Niya

Alam
Mo Bang
Masmasarap
Magmahal
Pag Alam
Mong
Kahit
Nasa
Malayo
Ka

Ikaw
Lang
Ang
Nasa
Puso
Niya

Buhos Ng ULan

Pag
Bumuhos
Ang
Ulan

Labas
Ka
Ha?

Tapos
Saluhin
Mo
Patak
Ng
Ulan

Kung
Gaano
Karami
Yung
Nasalo
Mo

Ganun
Mo Ako
KaMahaL

Pero
Yung
Patak
Na Di
Mo
Nasalo

Ganun
Kita
KaMahaL

Part of Someone

You
Are Part of Someone's
Else's Life

You
May Never
Find Out
Where
You Fit

But
Others Will
Fill Up
The Empty
Spaces
In Their
Lives
With
Pieces of You

So
When You
Wonder
Why
God
Put You
On This
Earth

Remember
That's Someone
Else's Life
May
Never Be
Complete
Without You

God First

Remember
God
First
Before
You
Begin
The
Daily
Games
of
Life

Put
Him
As
Your
Weapon

In
Happiness

In
Guts
and
Trials

In
Strength
and
In
Success

Tunay Na Pag-ibig

Ang
Tunay
Na
Pag-ibig
Hindi sa
Dalas
Ng
Pagsasama
Hindi
Sa
Higpit ng
Yakap
Hindi
Sa
Dami ng
Halik
Hindi
Rin sa
Kilig
Kundi

Respeto
At
Tiwala
Sa
Isa't Isa

NEW YEAR WISHES

My 12 New Year Wishes for You

1. Happiness Deep Inside

2. Serenity At Every Sunrise

3. Success In Every Face of Your Life

4. Family Beside You

5. Caring Friends Around You

6. A Love That Never Ends

7. Good Health Within You

8. Beautiful Memories of Yesterdays

9. A Nice Day with So Much To Be Thankful For

10. A Pathway Leading To Better Tomorrows

11. Dreams That Manage To Come True

12. A Great Appreciation for Whatever You Do

Green Pasture

In Life
Pastures
Are Not
Always
Green
Nor
The Water
Always
Still
But
When
The Storm
Is Furious
God
Comes Near
And
Whisper
Keep Still
I Am Here