SAPLOT

Aanhin
Mo Nga
Naman
Ang
Magagara
At
Mamahaling
Mga Damit?




Kung
Ang
Mga
Pinaka
Masayang
Pangyayari
Sa Buhay
Mo




Ay
Nangyari
Ng




Walang
Damit

RIGHT

We
Always
Wait
For
The Right
Time
Not
Knowing
That Each
Time Is
Right




We
Keep
Looking
For Tomorrow
But Really
There's No
Better Time
To Be Happy
But Now




Happiness
Can't Be
Found
At The
End of
The Road




It's
The
Journey
Itself That
Matters

UTTER

Speak
Five
Lines
To Yourself
Every Morning




One

I Am
The Best




Two

I Can
Do It




Three

I Am
A Winner




Four

Today
Is My
Day




Five

God
Is Always
With Me




If
Your
Problem
In Life
Is As Big
As A Ship




Never
Forget
That
Your
Blessings
Are As
Wide
As The
Ocean

BELLE

Life
Is
Beautiful




Journey
We
Travel
Our Way
With Memories
Behind With
Our Dreams
Up Ahead
And A
Brand
New Hope
Each Day




When
You Find
Yourself
In A Position
To Help
Someone




Be
Happy
And
Glad




Because
God
Is Answering
That Person's
Prayer
Through
You




Be
Blessed
And
Be A
Blessing

INUNA

Huwag
Mong
Mahalin
Ang Taong
Sinasabi
Lang Na
Mahal Ka
Kapag May
Oras Siya




Mahalin
Mo Ang
Taong Inuuna
Ka Sa Lahat
Ng Bagay
Kahit Sobrang
Busy
Siya

DI BIRO

Ang
Pagmamahal
Daw




Ay
Di
Ginagawang
Biro




Lalo
Namang
Di Laro




Kaya
Kung
May
Nagmamahal
Sa'yo




Alagaan
Mo




Dahil
Mahirap
Maghanap
Ng Taong




Sigurado




At




Mamahalin
Ka Ng
Totoo

GRATITUDE

Never
Forget
To Thank
God




For
All The
Blessings
He's Given
Us




No
Matter
How Good
Or Bad




There
Always
A Reason
And It's
Always
The Best

PanLakad

Isang
Araw
May
Nakita
Akong
Sapatos




Maganda
Siya




Kaso




Nung
Sinukat
Ko Na
Masakit
Sa Paa
Dahil
Masikip




Ang
Sabi
Sa Akin
Ng Matandang
Nasa Likod
Ko




Pinipilit
Mo Kasi
Ang Sarili
Mo Sa
Bagay
Na Di
Naman
Para Sa'yo
Kaya Ka
Nasasaktan

KATAHIMIKAN

You
Are
Under
Arrest




For
Violating
My
Right
To
Peace of
Mind




Dahil
Sa
Sobrang
Kalibugan
Mo




Nawawala
Na Ako
Sa Sarili
Ko




Pero
Lalaban
Ako

PANABIK

Kung
Mahal
Ka Niya
Tatanggapin
Ka Niya




Ano
Ka
Man




Sino
Ka
Man




Dahil
Ang
Pagmamahal
Hindi
Nakukuha Sa
Itsura




Kundi




Sa
Ugaling
Sa'yo Lang
Niya Nakita
At Tibok
Ng Pusong
Sa'yo
Lang Niya
Nadama

PRODUCTION

No
One Will
Manufacture
A Lock
Without
A Key




Similarly




God
Won't
Give Us
Problems
Without
Solutions




I
Hope You
Can Find
The Right
Key
Everytime
You Encounter
A Door Lock

BAND AID

Wounds
Will Not
Heal
If You
Urgently
Put
Band Aids
On It




Sometimes
You Just
Have To
Let It
Bleed




Let
Your Wounds
Have A
Space For
Healing




And




When
You Think
Your Wounds
Are Already
Cleansed




That's
The Time
You Need
To Use
Band Aids




Remember




The
More You
Cover
Yourself
From Pain
The More
Infected It
Gets

BABALA

Kung
Mahal
Mo Talaga
Ang Isang
Tao









Matuto
Kang
Umiwas
Sa Mga
Bagay Na
Alam Mong
Pag Aawayan
Ninyo

OUTCRY

It's
Not Wrong
To Give Up
And
Cry




When
You Cannot
Take The
Pain




Remember




Even
Clouds Cry
When They
Cannot
Carry The
Rain
Anymore

KLASE KLASENG STRESS

Difference
Among
Stress
Tension
Panic
Freak Out
And
Heart Attack




Stress

Kung
Buntis
Ang Asawa




Tension

Kung
Buntis
Ang Kabit




Panic

Kung
Sabay Sabay
Nabuntis Ang
Asawa At
Kabit




Freak Out

Pati
Katulong
Mo
Buntis Din




Heart Attack

Kung
Hindi
Ikaw Ang
Tatay Ng
Lahat

CRAVING

Good

Things

Come

To Those

Who Wait

Better

Things

Come

To Those

Who Try

Best 

Things

Come To

Those Who

Believe

But

Desired

Things

Come To

Those Who

Pray

Delight

Yourself

In The Lord

And

He Will

Give You

The Desires

of Your

Heart

Psalm 37:4

PANATILIHIN

May
Mga
Taong
Hindi
Payag
Mawala
Ka




Pero
Hindi
Naman
Gumagawa
Ng Paraan
Para
Manatili Ka

ALAGAAN MO

Gamitin
Ang Puso




Para
Alagaan
Ang Taong
Mahal Mo




Gamitin
Ang Utak




Para
Alagaan
Ang Sarili
Mo

MAKAHANAP

Pahalagahan
Mo Ang
Taong
Hindi
Sumuko
Na
Mahalin Ka









Dahil
Sa Mundo
Makakatagpo
Ka Ng
Kamukha Niya
Pero Hindi
Katulad Ng
Pagkatao Niya

STOUT LOVER

A
Fat Lady
Asked
Her
Boyfriend




How Do
I Look
In My Dress?




You
Look Like
A Goddess




The
Fat Lady
Smiled
Giggled
And
Blushed




Then




Asked




Which
Goddess?

Aphrodite?

Athena?

Hera?

Who?

Tell Me




The
Boyfriend
Looked
Deeply
In Her Eyes
Touched
Her Belly
And
Said




Buddha

IMBENTONG ROBOT

Mga
Robot
Na Gi
Imbento
Para
Mudakop
Ug Mga
Kawatan





Gi
Testing
Sa Laing
Laing Lugar




Sa
America

100 Ka
Kawatan
Nadakop
Sa Robot




Sa
Japan

After 24hrs
200 Kawatan
Nadakop




Sa
Pilipinas

After 15mins.

Gi
Kawat
Tanang
Robot





Tagam

SOOBRA

Natupad
Din Ang
Pangarap
Ko









Ang
Magkaroon
Ng
Swimming
Pool Sa
Bahay









Kaso









Sobra
Naman
Ata To









Rainy
Day

MAYAMANG PANGET

Karamihan
Daw Sa
Mga Pangit
Mayayaman





























Kaya
Naman Pala
Hirap Na
Hirap
Kami Sa
Buhay

PUMUKAW

Di
Mo
Naman
Kailangan
Magtanong
Kung Mahal
Ka Pa Niya




Yung
Kawalan
Lang Ng
Oras At
Pambabalewala
Niya
Ay Sapat
Na Para
Matauhan Ka

OPEN ZIPPER

Sa
Isang Jeep
May Lalake
At Babaeng
Nakasakay




Di
Alam
Ng Lalake
Na Bukas
Zipper
Niya




Pa Formal
Na Sinabi
Ng Babae
Sa Lalake
Na Bukas
Ang Zipper
Niya




Sir
Bukas Po
Ang Gate
Ng City
Hall Ninyo




Pa Simpleng
Sinara Ng Lalake
Ang Zipper Niya
At
Sinabi Sa
Babae





Eh
Neng
Nakita Mo
Bang Dumungaw
Si Mayor?




Pangiting
Sagot Ng
Babae




Hindi Po
Pero Lumabas
Po Yung
Dalawang
Matandang
Konsehal

FEBOYRARY 29

Ang
Seryosong
Lalake
Ay Parang




February 29





























Bihira
Lang

ADDITION

Don't
Make
Life Too
Stressful




Always
Find Time
And
Reason
To Laugh




Because




It
May Not
Add Years
To Your
Life




But
Surely
Adds
More
Life To
Your
Years

OUTWARDLY

Life
Without
God
Is Like
A Clock
With No
Numbers




It Is
Moving
But
Pointless
And
Meaningless

LUXURY

Time
Is A
Rare
Luxury
Which
Can
Never Be




Purchased
At Any
Cost




So
When
Someone
Spends It
For You
It Defines
The Depth
of Your
Value

APPRECIATIVE

I
Woke
Up With
A Happy
Heart




Thankful
For A
Night
of Rest




And





Comfort




Grateful
For Opening
My Eyes To
Get Another
Day of
God's
Love
And
Provision




And
So




With
A Prayer
In My
Heart




I
Also
Hope
This Day
Finds
You Well




Ever
Grateful
As I Am

PERSONAGE

A
True
Person
Is Like
The Bible




Sometimes
The Cover
May Not
Be So
Elegant




But




The
Contents
Are Like
Bars of
Gold That
You Can
Treasure For
A Lifetime

ABSOLUTE

You
Don't
Need To
Be Perfect
To Inspire
Others




Let
People
Get Inspired
By How
You Deal
With Your
Imperfection

NAY FORFEIT

If
There
Are
Times
That You
Want To
Give Up




Just
Think of
God
Laying
His Hand
To You
And
Saying




Come
On My
Child
Don't
Give
Up




If
You
Can't Do
It Alone
Let's
Do It
Together

CHUM

It's
Amazing
When
Stranger
Become
Friends




But
It's Sad
When
Friends
Become
Strangers




I
Never
Want To
Lose You
My Friend




I
Met You
As A
Stranger
Now
I Have
You As
A Friend




I
Hope We
Meet In Our
Next Walk of
Life




Where
Friendship
Never Ends




I
May Not
Be The Most
Important
Person In
Your Life




I
Just
Hope
That When
You Hear
My Name
You Smile
And
Say




That's
My Friend

PROMISE vs JOKES

Jokes
Are
Better
Than
Promises




Why?




Because
Jokes Are
Half Meant




While
Promises
Are Half
Lies

ALLOW

Although
God
Demands
A Whole
Heart




He
Will
Accept
A Broken
One If
He Gets
All The
Pieces




That's
How
Much He
Loves
You

AWAIT

Life
Is Full
of Surprises




The
Thing You
May Not
Expect Might
Be The Same
Thing That
Will Give
You True
Happiness




Sometimes
They Come
In A Very
Ordinary
Way




So
Learn To
Appreciate
Everything




Be
Sensitive
Enough




Because
It May Be
The Very
Same Thing
You'll Miss
When It's
Gone

DIFFERENT SMILEs

What's
The Difference
Between
Her
Smile
And
My
Smile?









She
Smile
When
She's
Happy









And









I
Smile
Because
She's
Happy

ARISTOTLE and IDIOT

Aristotle
Asked The
Idiot




Why
Do We
Fall In
Love
And
Be In
A
Relationship
When We
Know That
Someday
It Will
End?




The
Idiot
Answered




I Will
Answer
You
But
First Tell
Me Why
Do We
Live When
We Know
That Someday
We Will
Die?

MYSTERIOUS CREATURES

One of
The Worlds
Mysterious
Creatures



















BAYOT














Dili
Manganak
Pero Nagkadaghan

TRABAHO

Hindi
Lahat
Ng Pagod
Galing Sa
Trabaho




Minsan
Galing
Sa Kwarto















Malay
Mo
Naglilinis

PHRASE

A
Word of
Love
Gives
Inspiration
To Life




A
Word of
Care
Gives
Happiness
To The
Heart




But




The
Word of
God
Gives
Direction
And
Meaning
To Our
Lives

SYSTEM QUARRELS

Wikipedia

I Know
Everything




Google

I Have
Everything




Facebook

I Know
Everyone




Twitter

I Know
What You
Guys Think




Internet

Gosh...
Without Me
You Are
Nothing




Davao
Light

Weh?
Sure Ka?

BASKETLOVEBALL

Ang
Love
Parang
Basketball




Dine
Dribble




Pina
Pasa
Pasa




Pinag
Aagawan




Pero




Ang
Pinaka
Gusto Ko
Sa Lahat




Rebound




Kasi
Pilit Kitang
Kukunin
At
Hindi
Ipapaagaw
Sa Iba




Hem




Sana
Ganun
Ka

IPINILIT

Hindi
Mo
Mahahanap
Ang Tamang
Tao Para
Sa'yo
Hangga't
Hindi Mo
Iniiwan
Ang Maling
Tao Na
Pinipilit Mong
Maging
Tama Para
Sa'yo

TANUNGIN ang BALIW

Isang
Araw
Tanong Ko
Yung Baliw




What Is
Greater




Love




Or




Brain




Aba




Sumagot
Siya At
Tumawa




I
Lost
My Brain
Because of
Love




At
Biglang
Umiyak




But




I
Lost
My Love
Because
I Follow
My Brain




Simple
But Full
of Sense

PEAK LIFE

Remember




There
Are Two
Days In
Our Lives




That
We Can
Do Nothing
About




First
Is Yesterday
Which Is Gone




And




The
Other
Is Tomorrow
Which Is
Uncertain
And
Might Not
Come At
All




We
Can Only
Live In
Today




So




Work




Relax




Love




Pray




And




Above
All




Enjoy
Life

PALAD BUKAS

Mas
Mabuti
Nang
Magbigay
Para Sa
Iba





























Kesa
Magdamot
Na Ikaw
Lang Ang
Masaya

ROUSE

The
Best Way
To Make
Your Dreams
Come True
Is To Wake
Up
And
Make It
Happen

WALANG MAPILI

Piliin
Mo
Yung
Taong
Kayang
Mag Effort
Na Makita
O
Makausap
Ka









Hindi
Yung
Taong
Naalala Ka
Lang Pag
No Choice
Na Siya