NEW YEAR GREETINGs

New
Year





Is
Just
Few
Hours
Away






I
Just
Want
To Make
Sure
My Greeting
Will Reach
You
Before
We All
Get Busy





Happy
New
Year

YEAReNDER

Last
Year
Wouldn't
Have
Been
This
Colorful
And
Fun
Without
You





So
Before
We
Take
Our First
Step
For The
Next Year





Let
Me
Thank
You
For
All The
Happy
Months
We
Shared
This
Year





Let Me
Apologize
For The
Occurence
Of
Misunderstanding
Between Us





Let
Me Tell
You
That
I Really
Appreciate
Your
Presence
In My
Life





Thank
You
For
Being
A Part
Of My
Year





See
You Too
The Next
Pages of
This Coming
Year

THE REASON

Even
If Your
Kindness
Won't
Be
Acknowledged
By Anyone





Remember





That
Someone
In Heaven
Smiles
For What
You've
Done





He Is
Jesus





And





We
Are
The Reason
That He
Gave His
Life

LIFE A ROPE

Life
Is A
Rope





That
Swings
Us Through
Hope





Always
Believe
That
Today
Is A
Better
Than
Yesterday





And





Tomorrow
Will Be
Much
Better
Than
Today





Don't
Worry
About
Anything
Instead
Pray
About
Everything





Every
Flower
Bud Blooms
When It's
Time





Every
Prayer
Answered
In
God's Time

LEND A LIFE

I
Live
Life
With
Simple
Rules





I
Care
For
Those
Who
Would
Also
Give
Care





Maybe
I Can't
Give
The Best
Companionship





But





I
Can
Treasure
All Good
Memories





Maybe
Sometimes
You
Don't
Like
My Own
Personality





But





Behind
My
Imperfections
I Can
Still Be
Here
To Lend
A Hand
When You
Need Me

DEEP ROOTs

A
Tree
That
Has
Deep
Roots
Can
Survive
A Violent
Storm





Much
As A
Person
With
Deep
Faith In
God
Can
Survive
Any
Problems
That
Comes
Along His
Way

HEAVENLY ANSWERING MACHINE

What
If God
Has An
Answering
Machine





Hello
Thank
You
For
Calling
Heaven





For
Thanksgiving





Press 1





For
Confessions





Press 2





For
Comments





Press 3





For
Other
Prayers





Press 4





But
What If
The Machine
Tells Us
This





Sorry
All Angels
Are Busy
Now
Please
Pray
Again
Later





It Will
Be Hard
Right?





So
Let
Us Be
Thankful
That
God
Personally
Listens
And
Answers
Our
Prayers

COFFEE Greeting

Like
Coffee
In The
Morning





I Pray
That
Your
Day
Will
Be
Blend of
Joy And
Blessings





Brewed
To
Perfection
To Make
Your Day
Truly
Great
One
Morning

GIPAPILI sa PASKO

Gabii
Nagdamgo
Ko





Gipapili
Ko Sa
Ginoo





Pinaskuhan
Ba o
Ikaw?





Galisod
Ko ug
Pili





Kay
Kung
Pinaskuhan
Ako





Mawala
Man Ka
Nako




Unya
Pinangga
Gud Ka
Nako





Mao
Ikaw
Na Lang
Akong
Gipili





Tutal





Hatagan
Man
Gihapon
Ko
Nimo ug
Pinaskuhan
No?





Paabot
Na Lang
Ko Ha





Malipayong
Pasko





Salamat
Daan

YUNG IBA

Sa
Buhay
Ma-Realize
Mo





Na
May
Dahilan
Kung
Bakit
Mo
Nakilala
Ang
Isang
Tao





Yung
Iba






Dumating
Para
Subukan
Ka





Yung
Iba





Para
Gamitin
Ka





Yung
Iba





Para
Turuan
Ka





At





Yung
Iba





Dumating
Para
Malaman
Kung
Sino
Ka
Talaga





Meron
Man Iba
Na
Dumating
Para
Saktan Ka





Ngunit





Natuto
Ka





Kalimutan
Mo Na
Yung Mga
Taong
Hindi Ka
Tinuturing
Ng
Tama





Doon
Ka Sa
Mga
Taong
Minamahal
Ka





At




Nakikita
Kung
Gaano
Ka
Kahalaga

CRY

We
Cry
When
Our
Hearts
Could
Not
Hide
The
Pain
Anymore





Crying
Is Not
A
Weakness





It
Actually
Heals
The
Wound





That
Laughter
Can Not
Cure

DESERVING

Sa
Dami
Ng Tao
Sa
Mundo





Mahirap
Humanap
Ng Taong
Puwedeng
Mahalin





Alam
Mo
Kung
Ano
Mahirap
Na
Hanapin?





Yung
Taong





Deserving

HAViNG The SWEETEST

Having
Someone





Like
You
In My
Life





Gives
Me
So Many
Reasons
To
Smile





To
Be
Proud
And
Say





See?





I
Got
The
Sweetest
You
In My
World

SiNO sa DALAWA

Paano
Kung
Sa
Puso
Mo





Dalawa
Ang
Tinitibok
Nito





Sino
Pipiliin
Mo?





Yung
Malayo
Pero
Sabi
Mong
Mahal Na Mahal
Mo?





O





Yung
Nasa
Tabi
Mo
Lang





Na
Ayaw
Mong
Mawala
Sa'yo?

TiiS

Titiisin
Ko
Sana





Huwag
Ka
I-Text
O
Tawagan





Subukan
Ko





Kahit
Na
Masakit





PiniLit
Ko





Kahit
Na
Mahirap





Pero





Hindi
Ko Pala
Kaya





Habang
Lalo
Kitang
Tinitiis





Lalo
Kitang
Nami - Miss

LONGer

Not
Everything
You
Have
Stays
Forever





But





There
Are
Things
You'll
Be
Glad
To Fight
For





Just
To
Have
Them
Longer

LAMAW (Joke)

Juan: Kol, maayong buntag. gisugo ko ni Nanay nga magkuha sa lamaw.


Manong: Oy Dong! ulitawo na lage ka?dali ra ng panahon no? unsang year na man ka?

Juan: 4th year high school na ko Kol.

Manong: Unya, unsa man imong plano kuhaon?

Juan: Ang lamaw lage Kol.

RECOGNIZED

Your
Worst
Behavior
Is Reserved
For
The Person
Who Loves
You Most





Because
Somehow
No Matter
What You
Do





That
Person
Will
Always
Accept
You As
You

MORNING WISHEs

A
Beautiful
Morning





A
Relaxed
Mind





A
Peaceful
Soul





A
Healthy
Body





A
Loving
Heart





And





Answered
Prayers





These
Are
My Best
Wishes
For You
Today

IKAW

Maraming
Gustong
Mahalin
Ako





Maraming
Gustong
Makasama
Ako





Maraming
Nambubola





Pero
Hindi
Ko Na
Pinapansin





Hindi
Binibigyan
Ng Oras





Kasi





Isa
Lang
Ang
Mahal
Ko





Ikaw

THREE to NEVER

Never
Believe






In Three
People





SAGITTARIUS
ARIES
PISCES





They Are
The Most
Selfish
And
Mean





Never
Loose





Three
People





TAURUS
CANCER
CAPRICORN





They Are
The Most
Sincere
And
True Lovers





Never
Leave





Three
People





VIRGO
LIBRA
SCORPIO





They Can
Keep Secrets
Friendship
And
They Can
See Your
Tears





Never
Reject





Three
People





LEO
GEMINI
AQUARIUS





They Are
True
Honest Friends

NaKuKuha Ko

Minsan





Nakukuha
Ko Tumawa
Kahit
Malungkot





Nakukuha
Ko Magbago
Kahit
Mahirap





Nakukuhang
Ngumiti
Kahit May
Problema





Lahat
Yata
Makakaya
Ko





Wag
Lang
Yung











Kalimutan
Ako Ng
Nagbabasa
Nito

AKO NA

Makulit
Man
Ako





Ma Miss
Mo Rin
Ako





Kainis
Man
Akong
Kausap





Hanap
Hanapin
Mo Rin
Ako





Pero
Isa Lang
Ang
Sisiguraduhin
Ko





Pag
Nawala
Ako





Wala
Ng Katulad
Ko





Ang
Darating
Ulit Sa
Buhay
Mo





Kaya
Ingatan
Mo
Ako





Na
Huwag
Mo
Akong
Saktan

Yet WALK

Life
Is A
Walk of
Faith In
The Lord





Full of
Surprising





Yet
Fulfilling





Full of
Test





Yet
Rewarding





Full of
Trials





Yet
Strengthening

DIYOS sa UMAGA

Kay
Ganda
Ng Umaga





Pag
Diyos
Ang
Inuna





Ano
Man
Ang
Problema





Ito'y
Kayang - Kaya





Puso
Ay Masigla





Punong - Puno
Ng Pag - Asa

Anong LOVE

Student: Titser, ano ang Love?





Teacher: Punta ka sa labas, pitas ka ng pinakamagandang dahon.





(Sumunod ang Estudyante. Maya - maya bumalik na walang dala.)





Teacher: Oh?! Nasaan ang dahon?





Student: Eh kasi Titser may nakita akong dahon, pero di ko pinitas. Naghanap ako ng masmaganda,
Pero wala akong nakita. Binalikan ko yung unang dahon nakita ko pero wala na...
nakuha na ng iba.





Teacher: Yan ang Love.. nasa harap mo na, tumingin ka pa sa iba... na akala mo na may mas Okey
pa keas sa kanya.

The R.I.P.

Juan: Pedro, sigurado ka mao ni ang lubunganan sa imong igsoon nga si Ramon?





Pedro: Sigurado jud ko.





Juan: Unsa imong ilhanan nga napulo ka tuig naman kaha ka wa kaduaw?





Pedro: Kani, kay naa man ka butang R.I.P.





Juan: Unsa man di ay na ang R.I.P.?





Pedro: Ramon Igsuon Pedro

HANGiNG WORDS

Someday
You
Will
Forget
About
Me





My
Name





My
Voice





Who
I Am





And





What
I Am
For
You





But
Even
If You
Forget
Me





I
Just
Want
You
To
Know

SOMEONE to GIVE

Find
Someone
Who'll
Never
Get
Tired of
Kissing
Everyday





Who'll
Hug
You
When
Your
Jealous





Who'll
Understandingly
Keep Silent
When Your
Mad





Who'll
Be Willing
To Share
Everything
With You





Find
Someone
Who'll Plan
And
Imagine
The Future
With You
In It





And





When
You Find
Someone





Give
My
Number

KALAmAY

Girl: Pangga, nagkaon ko ug Kalamay karon. Nakahinumdum dayon ko nimo pagkaon nako.

Boy: (Kilig) Way man? Tungod ba kay sweet ko?






Girl: Di oi! Mura man gud kag nawong ug bagol.

MiSS from SOMEoNE

I Miss
Someone
Asking
Me Where
I Am





I Miss
Someone
Caring for
Me A Lot





I Miss
Someone
Reminding Me
To Eat On Time





And





Telling
Me How
Special
I Am





And





Expressing
Me How
Much She
Loves Me





In
Short





I Miss
Being
Important





And





Special
To My
Someone

DiNi

Alam
Kong





Malayo
Ako
Sa'yo





Pero
Hindi
Ito Ang
Dahilan
Para
Kalimutan
Kita





Alam
Ko
Hindi
Tayo
Magkasama





Pero
Sa
Puso't Isip
Ko





Andito
Ka
Lang

Hindi Makatulog

Sabi
Nila






Pag
Hindi
Ka
Makatulog





May
Nag
Iisip
Sa'yo





May
Nag-aalala
Sa'yo





At





Siguradong
Yung
Taong
Yun





Miss
Ka Na
Kaya
Kung
Di Ka
Makakatulog






Sorry





Nagising
Ako
At
Naalala
Kita Palage

PRAYER of GIFT

Heavenly
Father





Thank
You
For
Waking
Us Up To
This
Beautiful
Day





We
Give
You
Praise And
Thanks For
The Gift of
Life





The
Gift of
Family
Loved Ones
And Friends





The
Gift of
Our Work






The
Gift of
Time





The
Gift of
Happiness
Friendship
And
Love





Amen

MELTs

I
Hate
How
Chocolates
Immediately
Melt On
My Fingers












I
Mean












Am
I That
Hot?

IMPORTANT

One
Thing
Worse
Than
Quitting
Is Being
Afraid
To Remember
That





Doing
Your
Best Is
More
Important
Than
Being The
Best

Ang BANAT

Banat

Ng
Pusa
Sa
Daga

Pusa





Kahit Kailan
Hinding Hindi Ako
Mapapagod Habulin At
Hanap Hanapin Ka





At Pinapangako Ko
Na Pag Nahuli Na Kita
Di Na Kita Pakakawalan
Pa





Di Ko Pababayaan Na
Angkinin Ka Ng Iba
Akin Ka Lang





Eto Naman
Banat Ng Daga





Daga





Pakipot Man
Akong Maituturing
Pa-Hard To Get
Ang Acting





Pag Ako Nakita
Mo 't Mahuli
Pangako Ko Sa'yong
Di Ka Magsisisi
Dahil Para Sa Sarili
Mong Kaligayahan





Handa Akong Harapin
Ang Kamatayan





Yan
Ang
Banat





Wagas

Girlfriend And Bestfriend

Story Na

Merong Sense





Two Girls
Nakabitin Sa
Bangin With
A Boy





Extending
His Right
Hand To Save
Either His
Girlfriend or
Bestfriend





The Boy
Save His
Bestfriend
His Girlfriend
Fell Down





Bestfriend: Bakit Ako?





Boy: Bestfriend Kita Eh!





Bestfriend: Masaya Ka Ba?





A Tear
Fell Down from
The Boys Eye





Bestfriend: Ano Gusto Mo Gawin Ko?





Boy: Tulak Mo Ako! Para May Kasama Ang Mahal Ko





Lesson:





Friendship




Stays





Forever





But





Love





Lasts





Til





Eternity

SURPRISED

Sad
Story of
A Man





Last
Week
Was
His
Birthday





His
Wife
Didn't
Wish
Him





His
Parents
Forgot
And
So Did
His Kids





He
Went
To Work





Even
His
Colleagues
Did Not
Wish





As
He Entered
His Room





His
Pretty
Secretary
Said
"Happy Birthday Boss"
He Felt
Special





She
Asked
Him For
Lunch





After
Lunch
She
Invited Him
To Her
Apartment





They
Went
There
She
Said
"Do You
Mind If I Go
Into My Bedroom
for A Minute?"





Ok
I Said
In A
Sexy Mood





She
Came Out
Five Minutes
Later With A
Cake &
My Wife
My Parents
My Kids
My Friends
And
My Colleagues





All Screaming
"SURPRISE"





And I Was
Waiting On
The Sofa





Naked

SCHEDULE

Appreciate
Those
People





Who
Find
Time
For You
In Their
Busy
Schedule





But





Love
Those
People





Who
Never
See Their
Schedule
When You
Need
Them

WEAR

A
Fact





Men
Enjoys
Looking
At Other
Women
Who
Dress
In A
Manner
That
Exposes
All Their
Assets





But
They
Don't
Like
Their
Woman
Dressing
Like
That

SWEET LINE

A
Sweet
Line
from
Christ's





I've
Come
To You
Not To
Make
You
Love
Me





But
Rather
To Make
You
Realize
That
You're
Worth
Loving

OVERTIME

Kung
Ang
Magiging
Trabaho
Ko
Ay
Isipin
Ka





Malamang





Yayaman
Ako





Sa





Kaka
Overtime

TuLAD MO

Ang
Buhay
Ko




Di
Kasing
Kulay
Ng Buhay
Ng Iba




Simple
Lang
Walang
Kakaiba




Walang
Maipagmamalaki




Okey
Lang
Namin
Sa Akin




Kahit
Na Ano




Basta
May
Isang
Tulad
Mo




Masaya
Na Ako

KNIFE CUT

A
Boy
Took
A Knife
And
Started
Writing
His
Love's
Name
On
His Arm




Minutes
Later




He
Started
Crying
Like
Crazy




Why?




Wrong
Spelling




Erase

Hehehe

APOLOGIZE

Apologizing
Does
Not
Always
Mean
That
You're
Wrong





At
Times




You
Do
It Because
You
Value
The
Relationship




And
You
Love
The
Person
More
Than
Your
Ego

TULAD

Sana
Naging
Masaya
Ka Rin
Na
Nakilala
Mo Ako




Na
Naging
Bahagi
Ako
Ng Buhay
Mo




At
Ng
Masayang
Mundo
Mo



Na
Pag
Wala
Na Ako
Maalala
Mo




Na
Minsan
May Isang
Tulad Ko





Na
Nagpapahalaga
At Nagmamahal
Sa Iyo

Another

If
The
Love
Become
Painful




Let
The
Love
Go and
Save
Yourself




Keep
In Mind




You
Can
Find
Another
Love




But
Not
Another
Self

PAGE

Our

Lives

Are

Like

Books

Each

Day Is

A Page

We

Can't

Erase

What

Has

Already

Been

Written

But

We

Can Always

Try

To Make

The

Next

Page

Better

STAY

Don't

Force

Them

To

Love

You

Instead

Force

Them

To Leave

You

And

Whoever

Insist

To Stay

Is The

One Who

Truly

Loves

You