HEAVENLY ANSWERING MACHINE

What
If God
Has An
Answering
Machine





Hello
Thank
You
For
Calling
Heaven





For
Thanksgiving





Press 1





For
Confessions





Press 2





For
Comments





Press 3





For
Other
Prayers





Press 4





But
What If
The Machine
Tells Us
This





Sorry
All Angels
Are Busy
Now
Please
Pray
Again
Later





It Will
Be Hard
Right?





So
Let
Us Be
Thankful
That
God
Personally
Listens
And
Answers
Our
Prayers