Thursday, October 18, 2012

AMA Natin Ay Si KRISTO din

An
Inspirational
Story




May
Isang
Anak
Na Gustong
iLigaw Ang
Kanyang
Ama Sa
Gubat




Dahil
Sa Sakit
Nitong
Wala
Nang
Lunas
At Pagod
Na Rin
Siyang
Mag-Alaga
Dito




Ipinasa
Niya
Ang
Kanyang
Ama
Hanggang
Makarating
Sa Kasukalan
Ng Gubat




Ngunit
Napansin
Niya Na
Pinuputol Ng
Kanyang
Ama
Ang Bawat
Sanga Ng
Puno Na
Madadaanan
Nila




Tinanong
Ng Anak
Kung Bakit
Niya Ginagawa
Ito




Sumagot
Ang Kanyang
Ama




Pinuputol Ko
Ang Mga
Sanga Dahil
Ayokong
Maligaw Ka
Sa Pag-Uwi
Mo Anak




Just
Like
God




He
Never
Leave Us
Into Danger
Without
Making
Our Way
Safe

SUBMIT PRAYER

Lord
I Surrender
To You
My Worries
And
Anxieties




I Surrender
To You
My Needs




My
Problems




My
Trials




I Place
Them All
In Your
Big Hands
And I
Open Myself
To All
That You
Want To
Give Me




On
This Day
I Say Yes
To Your
Love




To Your
Blessings




To Your
Healing




To Your
Miracles




Amen

REFLECTION PRAYER

As
We
Contemplate
The Suffering
And
Death Of
Our Lord




On
The
Cross
In
Humility




Let
Us Ask
Him For
The Forgiveness
Of Our Sins




For
He Claimed
The Debt
Which He
Do Not Owe




Let
Us Pray




Lord
Please
Give Me
A Heart
That Never
Hardens




A
Temper
That Never
Rises




A
Touch
That Never
Hurts




A
Love
That Never
Fails




Amen

Earthquake Prayer

Father
God




We
Ask
Humbly
That You
Spare
Your
Families



Relatives




And
Our
Nation




From
The Threat
Of This
Earthquake




We
Left Our
Safety
Unto Your
Loving Arms
And
Shield Us
From
Destruction




We
Ask This
In The
Name Of
Jesus
Our
Lord
And
Savior




Amen

To Our FATHER's

It
Would
Take
A Thousand
Workers
To Build
A Castle




A
Million
Soldiers
To Protect
It's Country



But




It
Only
Takes
One
Man
To Build
A Happy
Home




Happy
Fathers
Day

Ako BiLog?

IQ Test




Bilog Ako
Makikita
Mo Ako
Sa Comfort
Room




Hinahanap
Hanap
Ako Sa
Library




Pwedeng
Upuan




Pero
Pwede
Mong
Higaan




Kitang
Kita
Mo
Ako




Sa
Gabi




Nakatago
Sa Araw




( _a_ _l _ n _ )
8 Letters
Sa Tagalog




( _ _ r _ e _ )
6 Letters
Sa English




Tandaan
Mo




Bilog
Ako

COMPLICATED

Don't
Say
You're
Happy
Because
Everything
Is Alright





But




Be
Happy
Because
While
Everything
Is Complicated
You're
Still
Doing
Fine

from Sigmun Freud

As
Quoted
From A
Well
Respected
Psychotherapist




The
Harder
You Try
To Forget
Something
The More
You Think
About
It




Unsconciously

40% Answers

40%
Lang
Daw




Makakasagot
Nito




Let's
See If
Kasama
Ka




If:




5+3+2=151022

9+2+4=183652

8+6+3=482466

5+4+5=202541




Then:

7+2+5=




No
Reply




Weak
Sa Math

Doctor and Engineer

A
Doctor
And An
Engineer




Fell
In Love
With
The
Same
Pretty
Nurse





The
Engineer
Had To
Attend
A
Seminar
For A
Week




Engineer
Told The
Nurse
I'll Be
Away
For A
Week




But
I Have
A Present
For You
But
Don't
Open It
Til I
Leave




When
She Unwrapped
The Gift




She
Found
Seven
Apple
And A
Note




An
Apple
A Day
Keeps
The Doctor
Away




Sipata Sa
Engineer




Hahaha

Wednesday, October 17, 2012

Guitar


Minsan Nag Try
Akong Mag Gitara
Masakit Sa Kamay
Mahirap Pag-Aralan
Doon Ko Lang Naisip
Na Ang Pag Gi Gitara
Parang Pag-Ibig
Kailangan Munang
Masakatan Para May
Matutunan.

Saturday, September 8, 2012

SAPLOT

Aanhin
Mo Nga
Naman
Ang
Magagara
At
Mamahaling
Mga Damit?




Kung
Ang
Mga
Pinaka
Masayang
Pangyayari
Sa Buhay
Mo




Ay
Nangyari
Ng




Walang
Damit







RIGHT


We
Always
Wait
For
The Right
Time
Not
Knowing
That Each
Time Is
Right




We
Keep
Looking
For Tomorrow
But Really
There's No
Better Time
To Be Happy
But Now




Happiness
Can't Be
Found
At The
End of
The Road




It's
The
Journey
Itself That
Matters

UTTER

Speak
Five
Lines
To Yourself
Every Morning




One

I Am
The Best




Two

I Can
Do It




Three

I Am
A Winner




Four

Today
Is My
Day




Five

God
Is Always
With Me




If
Your
Problem
In Life
Is As Big
As A Ship




Never
Forget
That
Your
Blessings
Are As
Wide
As The
Ocean

BELLE

Life
Is
Beautiful




Journey
We
Travel
Our Way
With Memories
Behind With
Our Dreams
Up Ahead
And A
Brand
New Hope
Each Day




When
You Find
Yourself
In A Position
To Help
Someone




Be
Happy
And
Glad




Because
God
Is Answering
That Person's
Prayer
Through
You




Be
Blessed
And
Be A
Blessing

INUNA

Huwag
Mong
Mahalin
Ang Taong
Sinasabi
Lang Na
Mahal Ka
Kapag May
Oras Siya




Mahalin
Mo Ang
Taong Inuuna
Ka Sa Lahat
Ng Bagay
Kahit Sobrang
Busy
Siya

DI BIRO

Ang
Pagmamahal
Daw




Ay
Di
Ginagawang
Biro




Lalo
Namang
Di Laro




Kaya
Kung
May
Nagmamahal
Sa'yo




Alagaan
Mo




Dahil
Mahirap
Maghanap
Ng Taong




Sigurado




At




Mamahalin
Ka Ng
Totoo

GRATITUDE

Never
Forget
To Thank
God




For
All The
Blessings
He's Given
Us




No
Matter
How Good
Or Bad




There
Always
A Reason
And It's
Always
The Best

PanLakad

Isang
Araw
May
Nakita
Akong
Sapatos




Maganda
Siya




Kaso




Nung
Sinukat
Ko Na
Masakit
Sa Paa
Dahil
Masikip




Ang
Sabi
Sa Akin
Ng Matandang
Nasa Likod
Ko




Pinipilit
Mo Kasi
Ang Sarili
Mo Sa
Bagay
Na Di
Naman
Para Sa'yo
Kaya Ka
Nasasaktan

KATAHIMIKAN

You
Are
Under
Arrest




For
Violating
My
Right
To
Peace of
Mind




Dahil
Sa
Sobrang
Kalibugan
Mo




Nawawala
Na Ako
Sa Sarili
Ko




Pero
Lalaban
Ako

PANABIK

Kung
Mahal
Ka Niya
Tatanggapin
Ka Niya




Ano
Ka
Man




Sino
Ka
Man




Dahil
Ang
Pagmamahal
Hindi
Nakukuha Sa
Itsura




Kundi




Sa
Ugaling
Sa'yo Lang
Niya Nakita
At Tibok
Ng Pusong
Sa'yo
Lang Niya
Nadama

PRODUCTION

No
One Will
Manufacture
A Lock
Without
A Key




Similarly




God
Won't
Give Us
Problems
Without
Solutions




I
Hope You
Can Find
The Right
Key
Everytime
You Encounter
A Door Lock

BAND AID

Wounds
Will Not
Heal
If You
Urgently
Put
Band Aids
On It




Sometimes
You Just
Have To
Let It
Bleed




Let
Your Wounds
Have A
Space For
Healing




And




When
You Think
Your Wounds
Are Already
Cleansed




That's
The Time
You Need
To Use
Band Aids




Remember




The
More You
Cover
Yourself
From Pain
The More
Infected It
Gets

BABALA

Kung
Mahal
Mo Talaga
Ang Isang
Tao









Matuto
Kang
Umiwas
Sa Mga
Bagay Na
Alam Mong
Pag Aawayan
Ninyo

OUTCRY

It's
Not Wrong
To Give Up
And
Cry




When
You Cannot
Take The
Pain




Remember




Even
Clouds Cry
When They
Cannot
Carry The
Rain
Anymore

KLASE KLASENG STRESS

Difference
Among
Stress
Tension
Panic
Freak Out
And
Heart Attack




Stress

Kung
Buntis
Ang Asawa




Tension

Kung
Buntis
Ang Kabit




Panic

Kung
Sabay Sabay
Nabuntis Ang
Asawa At
Kabit




Freak Out

Pati
Katulong
Mo
Buntis Din




Heart Attack

Kung
Hindi
Ikaw Ang
Tatay Ng
Lahat

CRAVING

Good
Things
Come
To Those
Who Wait




Better
Things
Come
To Those
Who Try




Best 
Things
Come To
Those Who
Believe




But




Desired
Things
Come To
Those Who
Pray




Delight
Yourself
In The Lord
And
He Will
Give You
The Desires
of Your
Heart

Psalm 37:4

PANATILIHIN

May
Mga
Taong
Hindi
Payag
Mawala
Ka




Pero
Hindi
Naman
Gumagawa
Ng Paraan
Para
Manatili Ka

ALAGAAN MO

Gamitin
Ang Puso




Para
Alagaan
Ang Taong
Mahal Mo




Gamitin
Ang Utak




Para
Alagaan
Ang Sarili
Mo

MAKAHANAP

Pahalagahan
Mo Ang
Taong
Hindi
Sumuko
Na
Mahalin Ka









Dahil
Sa Mundo
Makakatagpo
Ka Ng
Kamukha Niya
Pero Hindi
Katulad Ng
Pagkatao Niya

STOUT LOVER

A
Fat Lady
Asked
Her
Boyfriend




How Do
I Look
In My Dress?




You
Look Like
A Goddess




The
Fat Lady
Smiled
Giggled
And
Blushed




Then




Asked




Which
Goddess?

Aphrodite?

Athena?

Hera?

Who?

Tell Me




The
Boyfriend
Looked
Deeply
In Her Eyes
Touched
Her Belly
And
Said




Buddha

IMBENTONG ROBOT

Mga
Robot
Na Gi
Imbento
Para
Mudakop
Ug Mga
Kawatan





Gi
Testing
Sa Laing
Laing Lugar




Sa
America

100 Ka
Kawatan
Nadakop
Sa Robot




Sa
Japan

After 24hrs
200 Kawatan
Nadakop




Sa
Pilipinas

After 15mins.

Gi
Kawat
Tanang
Robot





Tagam

SOOBRA

Natupad
Din Ang
Pangarap
Ko









Ang
Magkaroon
Ng
Swimming
Pool Sa
Bahay









Kaso









Sobra
Naman
Ata To









Rainy
Day

MAYAMANG PANGET

Karamihan
Daw Sa
Mga Pangit
Mayayaman





























Kaya
Naman Pala
Hirap Na
Hirap
Kami Sa
Buhay

PUMUKAW

Di
Mo
Naman
Kailangan
Magtanong
Kung Mahal
Ka Pa Niya




Yung
Kawalan
Lang Ng
Oras At
Pambabalewala
Niya
Ay Sapat
Na Para
Matauhan Ka

OPEN ZIPPER

Sa
Isang Jeep
May Lalake
At Babaeng
Nakasakay




Di
Alam
Ng Lalake
Na Bukas
Zipper
Niya




Pa Formal
Na Sinabi
Ng Babae
Sa Lalake
Na Bukas
Ang Zipper
Niya




Sir
Bukas Po
Ang Gate
Ng City
Hall Ninyo




Pa Simpleng
Sinara Ng Lalake
Ang Zipper Niya
At
Sinabi Sa
Babae





Eh
Neng
Nakita Mo
Bang Dumungaw
Si Mayor?




Pangiting
Sagot Ng
Babae




Hindi Po
Pero Lumabas
Po Yung
Dalawang
Matandang
Konsehal

FEBOYRARY 29

Ang
Seryosong
Lalake
Ay Parang




February 29





























Bihira
Lang

ADDITION

Don't
Make
Life Too
Stressful




Always
Find Time
And
Reason
To Laugh




Because




It
May Not
Add Years
To Your
Life




But
Surely
Adds
More
Life To
Your
Years

OUTWARDLY

Life
Without
God
Is Like
A Clock
With No
Numbers




It Is
Moving
But
Pointless
And
Meaningless

LUXURY

Time
Is A
Rare
Luxury
Which
Can
Never Be




Purchased
At Any
Cost




So
When
Someone
Spends It
For You
It Defines
The Depth
of Your
Value

APPRECIATIVE

I
Woke
Up With
A Happy
Heart




Thankful
For A
Night
of Rest




And





Comfort




Grateful
For Opening
My Eyes To
Get Another
Day of
God's
Love
And
Provision




And
So




With
A Prayer
In My
Heart




I
Also
Hope
This Day
Finds
You Well




Ever
Grateful
As I Am

PERSONAGE

A
True
Person
Is Like
The Bible




Sometimes
The Cover
May Not
Be So
Elegant




But




The
Contents
Are Like
Bars of
Gold That
You Can
Treasure For
A Lifetime

ABSOLUTE

You
Don't
Need To
Be Perfect
To Inspire
Others




Let
People
Get Inspired
By How
You Deal
With Your
Imperfection

NAY FORFEIT

If
There
Are
Times
That You
Want To
Give Up




Just
Think of
God
Laying
His Hand
To You
And
Saying




Come
On My
Child
Don't
Give
Up




If
You
Can't Do
It Alone
Let's
Do It
Together

CHUM

It's
Amazing
When
Stranger
Become
Friends




But
It's Sad
When
Friends
Become
Strangers




I
Never
Want To
Lose You
My Friend




I
Met You
As A
Stranger
Now
I Have
You As
A Friend




I
Hope We
Meet In Our
Next Walk of
Life




Where
Friendship
Never Ends




I
May Not
Be The Most
Important
Person In
Your Life




I
Just
Hope
That When
You Hear
My Name
You Smile
And
Say




That's
My Friend

PROMISE vs JOKES

Jokes
Are
Better
Than
Promises




Why?




Because
Jokes Are
Half Meant




While
Promises
Are Half
Lies

ALLOW

Although
God
Demands
A Whole
Heart




He
Will
Accept
A Broken
One If
He Gets
All The
Pieces




That's
How
Much He
Loves
You

AWAIT

Life
Is Full
of Surprises




The
Thing You
May Not
Expect Might
Be The Same
Thing That
Will Give
You True
Happiness




Sometimes
They Come
In A Very
Ordinary
Way




So
Learn To
Appreciate
Everything




Be
Sensitive
Enough




Because
It May Be
The Very
Same Thing
You'll Miss
When It's
Gone

DIFFERENT SMILEs

What's
The Difference
Between
Her
Smile
And
My
Smile?









She
Smile
When
She's
Happy









And









I
Smile
Because
She's
Happy

ARISTOTLE and IDIOT

Aristotle
Asked The
Idiot




Why
Do We
Fall In
Love
And
Be In
A
Relationship
When We
Know That
Someday
It Will
End?




The
Idiot
Answered




I Will
Answer
You
But
First Tell
Me Why
Do We
Live When
We Know
That Someday
We Will
Die?